Strange things are afoot. Tales are emerging of a grim creature intent on frightening children and adults alike. So terrifying it would give a killer clown the willies.
Rumour has it he’s the result of an experiment that went horribly wrong. An ambiguous mix of chemistry and alchemy. One part stay-at-home dad, many parts don’t-make-me-get-a-job.
Some think it the stuff of urban legend. Others claim to have witnessed his devilment first hand. All know him as ‘The Penny Pincher’.
One victim, who wishes to remain anonymous, claims to have experienced his presence on numerous occasions.
Jeanette (not her proper name), takes up the story.
“It was early October. The temperature had dropped into single figures so I went to turn the heating on.… Read the full post